My co-worker Keith who thinks every abstruse collocation should be a band name came up with the teacher line of the week.
After asking a class full of students to look in their notes and tell him what "allusion" meant and receiving nothing but intent stares, pens poised over notebooks for the answer, he informed them,
"My face is not a teleprompter."
So much more descriptive than my usual "The answer's not written on my face."
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